Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? A wise man (Saint Derek Zoolander) once asked this, and the answer of course is “Not really”.
May every person that laughs at your sophomoric effort be a reminder of your eternal mediocrity, and pierce your heart like a knife.

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If you want in on the Discordian Society
then declare yourself what you wish
do what you like
and tell us about it
or
if you prefer
don’t.

There are no rules anywhere.
The Goddess Prevails.

Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia (via aydrisel)

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  • Ivy: It's been a long time, Harvey. You're still looking halfway decent.
  • Harvey: Half of me want to strangle you.
  • Ivy: And what does the other half want?
  • Harvey: To hit you with a truck.
  • Ivy: We used to date.
  • Cobbelpot & Mr J: Aaah!
Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community. http://christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-uses-satanic-and-homosexual-influence-to-win-grammys/

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Is WiFi important for ghosts? Griffin McElroy MBMBaM #126

And so, in keeping with with conventional wisdom you’ve chosen to secretly drug your girlfriend. 

Alfred Pennyworth <3
This is from Batman and the Monster Men, a modernisation of old Batman stuff that was published in 2005-2006, and is supposed to chronologically sit between Batman Year One and The Man Who Laughs. I’ve been reading a bunch of old DC (tbh, mostly Batman) stuff lately, stuff I missed the first time, or stuff I felt the need to return to. I’ll grab a page here and there and post it. 

And so, in keeping with with conventional wisdom you’ve chosen to secretly drug your girlfriend. 

Alfred Pennyworth <3

This is from Batman and the Monster Men, a modernisation of old Batman stuff that was published in 2005-2006, and is supposed to chronologically sit between Batman Year One and The Man Who Laughs. I’ve been reading a bunch of old DC (tbh, mostly Batman) stuff lately, stuff I missed the first time, or stuff I felt the need to return to. I’ll grab a page here and there and post it. 


I <3 Throwing Shade
  • Brian: pegging is when a girl puts on a strap-on and fucks a guy.
  • Erin: that's not just called "business as usual"?

That Doctor Who episode Neil Gaiman wrote, and where he included a reference to Douglas Adams. From Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency (also a BBC TV-series now, called Dirk Gently): 

… A few turnings later and I was thoroughly lost. There is a school of thought which says that you should consult a map on these occasions, but to such people I merely say, ‘Ha! What if you have no map to consult? What if you have a map but it’s of the Dordogne?’ My own strategy is to find a car, or the nearest equivalent, which looks as if it knows where it is going and follow it. I rarely end up where I was intending to go, but often I end up somewhere that I needed to be. So what do you say to that?


Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired. Greg Henderson
It’s kind of awful to contrast him, with, say, Lyndon Johnson, a man so frightening that to this day some people still believe the legend about him skull-fucking John Kennedy’s dead head during the flight back from Dallas. Washingtonians spoke of “The Johnson Treatment,” where they would discover that Johnson knew everything about them and beat their minds into submission with a welter of promises, debts, and threats.

Warren Ellis: http://www.vice.com/read/warren-ellis-good-morning-sinners-the-death-of-fun-in-politics?utm_source=vicetumblrus

Read it all before you get all pissed of cause he talks badly of your favourite candidate. 

Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires. John Steinbeck (via scissortits)

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noneofthismatters:

- Chris Stain

Management is a support function. They are there to make sure that the rest are able to do their jobs, get paid and are happy. The happier the employees are, the less you need management. I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if the opposite is true as well; the more management you have, the more unhappy staff you have. 

noneofthismatters:

- Chris Stain

Management is a support function. They are there to make sure that the rest are able to do their jobs, get paid and are happy. The happier the employees are, the less you need management. I wouldn’t be surprised if the opposite is true as well; the more management you have, the more unhappy staff you have. 

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Stolen Food Truck Found Buried In Florida Yard For Doomsday Bunker, Underneath Another Truck http://t.co/bUab4Hh8